A course in troll sockpuppets/Hacker troll

The hacker troll takes pride in terrible spelling and a minor criminal record. He would thrive and survive in an actual prison environment, but with two lawyers for parents that isn't likely to happen. He's preparing for a career in systems engineering. Actually he's fundamentally in demand, as idiots like those who write wiki articles need someone to run their systems and anonymous will not.

His goal in life is to create a virus. he is an 3l33t interwebz haxor on steriods, just like fuax news warned us about.