User:Benw27~enwikiversity/Micheal eborn

Child hood:

Michael Eborn was born in Guildford (so he claims) on April 18th, 1988. From the day he was born it was clear Mike was going to flourish into a very special person. His rise to fame began in Essex, where Mike soon progressed into his natural role of a typical Essex chav boy.

Education

Well to be honest his educational achievements are few and far between. However over the summer holidays of this year Mike was employed as a teaboy for some brickies. However due to his overwhelming performance he was soon promoted to 'stone intake manager', a highly prestigious and responsible role.

Achievements

Personal Life