User:Darklord

HI I'M DARKLORD A NEW MEMBER HERE.

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MY ARTICLES:

Transformers:Revenge of the fallen-Why did Optimus Prime,Autobots and all of the Decipticon died?(funny version)(Warning: NOT REAL)

AUTOBOTS:

1.(Optimus Prime)- He died because he was playing with sh!t and Bumbble Bee accidently knock down a tree and hit Optimus Prime while he was playing with his sh!t. The tree hit him at the foot,and he yelled "F**KING tree hit me",it was too painful that he threw the sh!t away,but he accdently threw the sh!t in his mouth because it was so painful until that he can't aim well.He choke at the sh!t for 6 HOURS straight non-stop and died.

2.(Jazz)- He died because he was whacking his butthole and accidently whack too deep and reached his (brain/program sorce) and accidently pulled it out.And when he pulled it out he felt like an IDIOT,he then used SUPER GLUE and sticks it back,but he accidently sticked he's (brain/program sorce) on his butt.That caused him to be stupid and went to the BLACK HOLE,IN SPACE and gets sucked in and becomes a PILE OF WANKY F**KING SH!T. Thats why he died.

3.(Bumbble Bee)- He died because....he was eating CHEWING GUM and he dropped down on the floor and he's CHEWING GUM also dropped on the floor.He was finding his CHEWING GUM and the CHEWING GUM stucked on his arm,he trys to CHEW the CHEWING GUM but he accidently Chew his own arm with all his (veins/wires) dismemberd and he's program crashed and malfunction,this cause him to explode and the he was fully dismantled and he died.