User:John Carter

Hi. I'm John Carter. After having spent the better part of a century bopping around from planet to another, most frequently on Mars or Barsoom, I think I am one of the best informed minds who contacts your silly little planet, and am looking to impose some of my vast, incredible, and often delusional knowledge of whatnot on the rest of you. Good thing we really can't hit each other over the heads with blunt objects over the net, isn't it?

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