User:Neonir

About me
My name is John Stevenson.



''As you can likely assume, I can't really dance very well, thankfully I make up for it with my ability to waste your time writing lines upon lines upon lines of useless information about myself. That's right. You're reading this information, and I have you here until you stop. You're pretty much trapped here. Trapped, forced to read this drivel until I deem it to be over, or you are able to peel yourself away from it. But you wont, because you want to know if this stupid paragraph will ever end. Until then, you're doomed to sit here, trapped in my about me page. How does it feel? Good? Goood.''

Stuff I do
I'm a 3rd year uni student with too much time on his hands and enough energy to bother writing that last paragraph out.

I'm doing a degree psych and management, but really my passion is debating proper dinosaur riding attire. As per usual, I insist on cowboy hats and sparkley boots.

Whatever subject I decide on writing here will no doubt end up a lot less interesting than I expected it to be, which is a shame, but then again, if I got grades for having fun, I'd probably already have graduated by now.

The following are reasons you should send me money:


 * Because I would appreciate it.


 * I'd think you were pretty cool.


 * Like, way cooler than that jerk who didn't send me money.


 * I will probably spend it, likely for the purpose of having fun and being happy.


 * You want me to be happy don't you? Don't you? You don't? You heartless monster.

Why I do stuff
Because someone either said I couldn't, told me I shouldn't or told me it was possible, but likely considerably more difficult than doing stuff the right way.

About you
You likely do not exist, very few people will ever read this page, in fact, I would be amazed if any ever did, however, if you are reading this, one would assume you must exist, which likely means that you are either me again, as I will likely read through this page again for my own amusement or embarrassment, or the person responsible for marking this work, in which case, I'm sorry this about me page is so completely and utterly unhelpful, but really, you brought it on yourself by giving me an assignment that involved an about me page, and no restrictions on how much space could be spent on mindless ramblings and stupid humor.

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