User:Poop-stained undies

I am beyond thrilled and honored to have been bestoyed the priveledge of enrolling in classes here at Wikipedia University. I do not know what I did to deserve to attend here and walk these hallways, rubbing elbows with future fellow geniues, but I am humbled. I know my place. I guess I am going to use this time to decide what classes I am going to enroll in. I never thought I would ever go to college, so this is very new and exciting for me.