User talk:Moulton/Comic Opera

Comic Opera — Ottava's Big Adventure
Herewith the sound track for Ottava's Big Adventure.

See The Final Absolution for the background on The Ring of the Neener Bomb.

The following material is being proposed for inclusion in the Rinse Cycle.

Oy Vey! It's Rima!
Title: Oy Vey! It's Rima!

Artist: SB Johnny

Composer: Franz Schubert, Amanda Ghost, Beyoncé Knowles, SB Johnny, and Barsoom Tork Associates

YouTube: Ave Maria — Beyoncé

He was crossed in so many different ways

Out in the darkness with no guide

I know the cost of a war torn land

I heard the voice of Mike cry, "Sigh."

I found Wikiversity

My project, my last, my first

And then I felt this fear inside

Oy Vey! It's Rima!

I've been alone when I'm surrounded by friends

How could this recall be so loud?

But I still survive because I love my goats

There's also Perry when the stove goes cold

Song is my leavening on earth

Song slakes my hunger and my thirst

And then I feel this dread inside

Sighing, "Oy Vey! It's Rima!"

Sometimes strife can come and pass you by

While you're busy trimming plants

Suddenly it hits you and then you realize

It's out of your hands, Barry you got to understand

Song is my leavening on earth

My dithyramb comes first

And then I sense this dread inside

Oy Vey! It's Rima!

Oy Vey! It's Rima!

Oy Vey! It's Rima!

CopyClef 2011 Franz Schubert, Amanda Ghost, Beyoncé Knowles, SB Johnny, and Barsoom Tork Associates.

Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.

El Jefe Fit the Battle of Abd, Go!
 Title: El Jefe Fit the Battle of Abd, Go! Artist: The Ottavan Empire  El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go! Abd, Go! Abd, Go! El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go! Walls of text came tumbling down.

You may talk about your clowns of Cold Fusion, You may talk about your trolls with gall But there's none like good old El Jefe At the battle of Abd, Go!

El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go! Abd, Go! Abd, Go! El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go! Walls of text came tumbling down.<BR>

Now the Lord commanded El Jefe;<BR> "I command thee, now engage you must;<BR> Just wade right into those numpty walls,<BR> Walls of text will turn to dust."<BR>

El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go!<BR> Abd, Go! Abd, Go!<BR> El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go!<BR> Walls of text came tumbling down.<BR>

Straight up to the drama with Abd, Go!<BR> He charged with banhammer in hand,<BR> "Go jump into a lake," El Jefe cried,<BR> "For the battle is in my land.<BR>

El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go!<BR> Abd, Go! Abd, Go!<BR> El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go!<BR> Walls of text came tumbling down.<BR>

Abd's walls of text began to feud,<BR> And the music began to sound,<BR> And El Jefe commanded, "Yo! Takedown, d00d!"<BR> Walls of text came tumbling down.<BR>

El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go!<BR> Abd, Go! Abd, Go!<BR> El Jefe fit the battle of Abd, Go!<BR> Walls of text came tumbling down.<BR>

<Small>CopyClef 2011 Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR> Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.</Small> </Blockquote>

Can't Stand Bull
Title: Can't Stand Bull<BR> Artist: The Ottavan Empire<BR> Composer: Jimmy Kennedy, Nat Simon, Irving Berlin, and Barsoom Tork Associates<BR> MySpace Music: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) — They Might Be Giants<BR> <BR> Can't stand bull, I'm constantly irritated.<BR> Can't stand bull, I'm constantly irritated.<BR> <BR> Been a long time now, I'm constantly irritated,<BR> Now it's jerkish delight on a slugfest fight.<BR> <BR> All the time I'm constantly irritated.<BR> Cuz I can't stand bull and I'm constantly irritated.<BR> <BR> So if you've come late to my irritated state,<BR> You'll be hearing me say, "I can't stand bull!"<BR> <BR> Even Somey's plan was once a punk rock band,<BR> Why he bagged it I can't say,<BR> Gomi just liked it better that way.<BR> <BR> So take my word, I'm constantly irritated,<BR> No you can't go slack being constantly irritated.<BR> <BR> Been a long time now, I'm constantly irritated.<BR> Why did my irritation get the works?<BR> That's in nobody's interest but the jerks!<BR> <BR> CopyClef 2011 Jimmy Kennedy, Nat Simon, Irving Berlin, and Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR> Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.

Wooly Bully
Title: Wooly Bully<BR> Artist: The Ottavan Empire<BR> Composer: Domingo Samudio and Barsoom Tork Associates<BR> YouTube: Wooly Bully &mdash; Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs<BR> YouTube: Wooly Bully &mdash; Alvin and the Chipmunks<BR> <BR> Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro<BR> <BR> Chatty told Daddy about a mean old grouse.<BR> Had two big horns and a grungy mouse.<BR> <BR> Wooly bully, wooly bully.<BR> Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.<BR> <BR> Daddy told Chatty, "Let's don't brook no wrong.<BR> Let's not be ill-tempered, come and sing this song."<BR> <BR> Wooly bully, wooly bully<BR> Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.<BR> <BR> Chatty told Daddy, "That's the thing to do.<BR> Let's get Barsoom Tork to pull the wool with you."<BR> <BR> Wooly bully, wooly bully.<BR> Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. <BR> <BR><Small> CopyClef 2011 Domingo Samudio and Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR> Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.</Small>

I Shot Cthulhu
Title: I Shot Cthulhu<BR> Artist: Pathoschild<BR> Composer: Bob Marley and Barsoom Tork Associates<BR> YouTube: I Shot the Sheriff &mdash; Bob Marley<BR> YouTube: I Shot the Sheriff &mdash; Eric Clapton<BR> YouTube: Hey There Cthulhu &mdash; Eben Brooks<BR> <BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I did not shoot the Opera down<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I did not shoot the Opera down<BR> <BR> All around the Wikisphere<BR> They're dying to promote dark fear<BR> They say I may have gone too far<BR> By banning Moulton's Opera<BR> <BR> For the sake of an aria, I must declare:<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was in self-defense<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was too much nonsense<BR> <BR> Ottava Rima always hated me, for what I don't care<BR> Every time Moulton planted a seed<BR> I said: "Kill it before it breeds!"<BR> I said: "Kill it before it breeds!" <BR> <BR> But I say:<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was in self-defense<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was too much nonsense<BR> <BR> Power came my way one day, and I started hearing sounds<BR> All of a sudden, I see Moulton coming 'round<BR> Aiming to hoot me down<BR> So I shot, I shot his Opera down<BR> <BR> But I say:<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was in self-defense<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was too much nonsense<BR> <BR> Addictions got the better of me, and what is to be must be<BR> Every day, the bucket goes to the well<BR> But one day the bottom will drop out<BR> Yes one day the bottom will drop out<BR> <BR> But I say:<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was in self-defense<BR> I shot Cthulhu, but I swear it was too much nonsense<BR> <BR><Small> CopyClef 2011 Bob Marley and Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR> Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.</Small>

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B&D s&rsquo;fargenigen.<BR> B&D s&rsquo;men ken a bootkick krigen.<BR> A schnook, a Kort, a drama queen.<BR> Brengt areyn dayn klenem zing. <Blockquote> <Small>[Source: Red Buttons via The Barton Brothers' Borscht Belt comedy schtick "Joe and Paul" with Klezmer music accompaniment by Sholom Secunda, courtesy of the NPR Yiddish Radio Project.]</Small> </Blockquote>