User talk:Stevenarntson/English Composition/collage

A Generic Word Portrait, Somewhat in the Style of Gertrude Stein
This one was one who was this one. This one was this one, this one, who was exactly this. Who was this one? This one was this, and this one was one. This one, just one--not this one, but just one. This one who was this one was also just one. This one was one of one, and this one was just one of almost seven billion. Of one and one and one, and one and one and one, and one and one and almost seven billion, this one was just one.

But as just one, this one was also just this one. This one was just and this one was this, both just and this--one both this and just and this one was very particular, because, as just and this both, this one was not that one.

This one was this one and not that one, though that one and this one were were both always just one--evermore this and just but never that. That one also is this one to that one. That one, then,is this one, and not that one, because this one is that one, though this one is this one, this one is that one to that one. As this one is this one to that one, and that one is this one to that one, so this one is not that one, nor is that one that one to that one. So this one is not that one, nor that one that one--such that no one can be anyone, but everyone is always everyone. Stevenarntson

Abbott and Costello
It's a bit like "who's on first"!