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A Man of Constant Comment
Title: I Am a Man of Constant Comment Artist: Abd Lomax and The Soggy Tea Bag Boyz Composer: Soggy Tea Bag Boyz and Barsoom Tork Associates YouTube: I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow — Soggy Bottom Boys (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)  I am a man of Constant Comment I've seen trouble all my day. I bid farewell to Wikipedia The place where I was scorned and chased.  The place where he was scorned and chased.  For six long years I've been in trouble No treasures here my search hath found For in these threads I'm bound to ramble I have no friends to slap me down. <BR> He has no friends to slap him down.<BR> <BR> It's fare thee well my trollish bugger<BR> I never expect to see you win<BR> For I'm bound to ride that wretched railroad<BR> Perhaps I'll wreck upon this train.<BR> <BR> Perhaps he'll wreck upon this train.<BR> <BR> You can bury me in wordy blizzards<BR> For many years where I may lie<BR> Then you may learn to nudge a brother<BR> While I am ranting in my rave.<BR> <BR> While he is ranting in his rave.<BR> <BR> Maybe your friends think I'm just a wanker<BR> My trace you'll never see no more.<BR> But there is one promise that is given<BR> I'll meet you on Cold Fusion's lore.<BR> <BR> He'll meet you on Cold Fusion's lore.<BR> <BR> <Small>CopyClef 2011 The Soggy Tea Bag Boyz and Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR> Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.</Small><BR>


 * He'll meet you, sure, on Cold fusion. Applause! Moar atrocious song parodies! Moar! --Abd 19:46, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

Junk Science
Title: Junk Science Artist: Moulton

Composer: Lady Gaga and Barsoom Tork Associates

YouTube: Bad Romance — Lady Gaga

YouTube: Bad Project — Lady Science

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad defense

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad defense

Dah-dah-ah-ah-ah! Blah-Blah-Dah-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Check your junk science

Dah-dah-ah-ah-ah! Blah-Blah-Dah-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Chuck your junk science

I want your fusion I want your disease I want your excess heat As long as it’s free I want your heat Heat-heat-heat I want your heat

I want your drama Mere words are too bland I want your irritated fist pounding sand And I want your heat Heat-heat-heat I want your heat Excess heat I want your heat

You know that I troll you And you know that I feed you I want some junk, your junk science

I want your anger And I want your revenge You and me perform a tragic dance I want your anger and All your words spell revenge You and me perform a tragic dance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad defense

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Check out your junk science

Dah-dah-ah-ah-ah! Blah-Blah-Dah-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! I want your junk science

I want your horror I want your design ‘Cause you’re subliminal As long as you whine I want your heat Heat-heat-heat I want your heat

I want your scope trace Your vertical blips Get thee behind me 'Cause Abd you're sick I want your heat Heat-heat-heat I want your heat Excess heat I want your heat

You know that I troll you And you know that I feed you I want some junk, some junk science

I want your anger And I want your revenge You and me perform a tragic dance I want your anger and All your words spell revenge You and me perform a tragic dance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Check out your junk science

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Chuck out your junk science

Dah-dah-ah-ah-ah! Blah-Blah-Dah-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! I want your junk science

Dah-dah-ah-ah-ah! Blah-Blah-Dah-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! I want your junk science

Talk talk fusion, maybe Juice it Move that itch crazy Talk talk fusion, maybe Juice it Move that itch crazy Talk talk fusion, maybe Juice it Move that itch crazy Talk talk fusion, maybe Juice it Frog legs twitch, maybe

I want your anger And I want your revenge I want your heat Cuz we'll never be friends

Ich will dein Zorn Und ich will deine Rache Ich will dein Zorn And I feel your heartbreak

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Check out your junk science

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Chuck out your junk science

I want your anger And I want your revenge You and me perform a tragic dance I want your heat and All your words spell revenge You and me perform a tragic dance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Check out your junk science

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh! Chuck out your junk science

Dah-dah-ah-ah-ah! Blah-Blah-Dah-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your junk science

CopyClef 2011 Lady Gaga and Barsoom Tork Associates. Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.
 * The singer is clearly insane but hot. I'm convinced. Ottava Rima (talk) 22:52, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

There's a Kind of Spritz
Title: There's a Kind of Spritz<BR> Artist: Abd, Moulton, and Dieter Britz<BR> Composer: Les Reed, Geoff Stephens, and Barsoom Tork Associates<BR> YouTube: There's a Kind of Hush - Herman's Hermits (Rare Clip-Synced Version)<BR> <BR> There's a kind of spritz all over the fusion cell.<BR> All over the cell you can hear the noise of bubbles in fizz.<BR> You computed the mean.<BR> Just the buzzing hiss that nobody else could hear.<BR> There's nobody else and Kirk's the one who's breaking your spell.<BR> <BR> So listen very carefully.<BR> Closer now and you will measure the mean.<BR> It's all been a dream.<BR> <BR> La-la-la-la-la-la-la<BR> La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la<BR> La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la<BR> La-la-la-la-la<BR> <BR> So listen very carefully.<BR> Closer now and you will measure the mean.<BR> It's all been a dream.<BR> The crackling sound that you will hear<BR> Is popping bubbles in your ear<BR> Fizzing there forever and ever.<BR> <BR> There's a kind of spritz all over the fusion cell.<BR> All over the cell you can hear the noise of bubbles in fizz.<BR> Yeah, they're popping in hiss.<BR> Spritz! "They're crackling," says Britz.<BR> Spritz. <BR> <BR> CopyClef 2011 Les Reed, Geoff Stephens, and Barsoom Tork Associates.<BR> Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.

How Long Must This Keep Going On?
Title: How Long Must This Keep Going On? Artist: Moulton Composer: George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin, and Barsoom Tork Associates YouTube: How Long Has This Been Going On? &mdash; Jon Bon Jovi

As a lad, when I read about The Blue Carbuncle, I was dissed by my brother, my cousin, and my uncle. Sad to say, life was gray, so dull one would fall into a funkle.

So dear Abd, I swore, "Never, never more!" On my list, I insisted that dissing must be silly. Now, I find, I was too kind, so began punning willy nilly!

I could try pounding sand; Throwing tantrums, standing grand. Little use, too much abuse: How long must this keep going on?

There were hopes for a time, And some tropes I can't define. I blog and tweet, again repeat: How long must this keep going on?

I reckon that Pd could melt; Into excess heat I'm hurled! I know how Joseph Priestley felt, Alone in his Phlogiston world.

Ask me once, then once more. What a dunce I was before. Let's take a break! For Freedom's sake! How long must this keep going on?

When into your notes I peek, That unending rendezvous, Don't bug me if I'm a geek, Let me find out if it's true!

Ask me twice, then once more. That makes thrice, let's make it four! Let's take a break! For Freedom's sake! How long must this keep going on?

How long must this ... keep going ... on?

CopyClef 2010 George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin, and Barsoom Tork Associates Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.

Steampunk Fusion Dream
Title: Steampunk Fusion Dream

Artist: Moulton

Composer: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Barsoom Tork Associates

Midi: Yellow Submarine

In the town of Santa Fe Lives a man who wrote to me And he told me of his strife In the land of science dreams

So we rallied up some puns Till we found the steampunk theme And we dived beneath the raves In our steampunk fusion dream

We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream

And our friends are in a cult Many more of them need an adult And the band begins to play

We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream

As we live a life of tease Everyone of us has too much greed Bubbling gas and steampunk theme In our steampunk fusion dream.

We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream

We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream We all believe in our steampunk fusion dream, Steampunk fusion dream, steampunk fusion dream

CopyClef 2011 John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Barsoom Tork Associates Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.

I am honored
I am honored that this Community Review Drama Queen Contest is now accompanied by music and lyrics written by the Official Wikiversity Master of Atrocious Song Parodies, recently freed from Global Block Jail, through the dedicated efforts of the Minions of All that is True and Good, or at least Acceptable by Local Consensus.

His opinions about Cold fusion suck, but after all, nobody's perfect. Once again, Master Moulton, welcome back, and may you live long and in good health!

I propose a Toast. Unfortunately, my Cold Fusion Toaster is on the fritz, lack of spritz, and there just isn't enough noise in this Kepco Constant Current Power supply to do the trick, and my Constant Comments don't quite get up to temperature, so ... we'll have to do with bagels and scream cheese. JWS, please provide the screams. Your cue! --Abd 20:17, 29 January 2011 (UTC)